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Monthly Archives: December 2012
It was bedtime. Jack Rory was preparing to read the My Little Ponies a story. “Oh! Oh! We want a scary story, Jack Rory!” Rainbow Dash and Heartstring Eternal said. “We love scary stories!” “No! We don’t like scary stories,” … Continue reading
Jack Rory was tired. So tired, he couldn’t even finish his fifth strawberry daiquiri. And strawberry daiquiris were his favorite! The nice lady behind the bar gently shook him awake. She suggested he might be happier somewhere else.
Jack Rory was sad. He missed his friend Destiny. He was lonely without her.
Jack Rory and his old friend Yoda sat side by side. “Sad, you seem, my young apprentice,” Yoda remarked. “Troubling you, what is? Hmmmm?” “Oh Master Yoda, I can never hide anything from you,” Jack Rory sighed. “It’s just…it’s just…well, … Continue reading
Hansel and Gretel were lost in the woods. They were hungry and cold, and were beginning to lose hope. Suddenly, their eyes fell upon a most amazing sight! A house made entirely of gingerbread and candy! Hansel and Gretel were … Continue reading